This is the part where we work out what within the hell we promised.” –Anonymous Contractor “I don’t care how superior a rocket launcher looks on display screen, it cannot presumably examine to making an attempt to shove a meter lengthy piece of steel by someone.” –Hasufin, on fencing “The biggest failure within the current past is that this assumption that the viewers just isn’t good. I also drink so much espresso on daily basis that my ancestors could not be posthumously baptised into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints as a result of my caffeinated blood coursed through their veins while /they/ walked your world.’” –The Doctor “We are all like tea baggage – we do not know our personal energy till we’re in scorching water.” –Unknown “Any ham worth their mass in RF energy would have a Walkman or outdated boombox laying around to rip these out of.” –Haxwithaxe, on rectifiers An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician each need to create a pen for 3 flocks of sheep utilizing the smallest quantity of fencing potential. The engineer pounds a couple of poles into the bottom, uses the fencing to tightly “lasso” the flock, and completes the pen. The physicist fastidiously calculates the world lined by each sheep, runs the numbers, cuts the fencing, and creates a circular pen. The mathematician takes a really small piece of fence, wraps it round himself, and loudly declares that he is on the outside of the fence. “I always thought in the event you worked onerous enough and tried arduous enough, issues would work out.
Love isn’t affectionate feeling however a gentle wish for the liked particular person’s final good as far as it may be obtained.” –C.S.Lewis “Many non-authoritarian organizations have foundered on the dubious principle of open membership, which ceaselessly leads to preponderance of assholes, yahoos, spoilers, whining neurotics, and police brokers.” –Hakim Bey “Personal computer systems can have users, but social media has livestock.” –Bruce Sterling “Adam, the police officer said you might want to drink more.” –Jamie Hyneman “Why do people hate spiders, they keep the bloody flies down.” “Two words: Clock Spider. Look here, Dr. Labcoat: Why was the general public’s cash given to you, if not to harm mankind? I want there have been photos of that on the location (which is a mirror since the unique was slashdotted). And we’re dwelling within the ruins.” –Hakim Bey Zuboff’s Laws: 1. Everything that can be automated will be automated. 2. Everything that can be rendered as data will be rendered as information. 3. In the absence of countervailing restrictions or sanctions, every digital application that can be utilized for surveillance and management shall be, no matter its authentic intention. “We are all conspirators now. Sun Microsystems says that it will certainly be supporting Solaris 9 for x86 but there will be a price tag of $99us for the single-CPU version; they havn’t decided what they’re going to charge for the multiple-CPU model but.
What version of Windows are you running over there? The one question is whether or not we’re conspiring for our own truth or conspiring for our own deception.” –iang “There’s going to be some model of Nancy Reagan in 5-10 years: Instead of crack, it’s going to be gene doping, or digital doping.” –Rich Lee, on grinding “For years, particularly with the appearance of the Internet, people have been griping about lessening attention spans. 18. Have you ever bullied someone? And so that they wrote him like a womanizer – somebody who slept around, forgot people’s names, a kind of Barney Stinson with a phaser. 70 XDR infections had been documented amongst residents of the United States, including 9 circumstances amongst patients who did not travel internationally within the 30 days earlier than sickness began. Even after Barclay began to socialize extra with “actual” folks, he retained his fascination with holograms and labored with holographic engineer Doctor Zimmerman (who was additionally more comfortable with holograms). I did not do it.” –Bryce “There’s no one hated more by those who play ‘journalists’ on Tv than those that convey transparency to the US government.” –Glenn Greenwald “Fiction is the area of sociopaths.
We construct a world after which proceed to burn it.” –Anonymous “You don’t simply make a clone of yourself to dwell in a lifeless end existence where it has no probability to thrive as a person or surpass its limitations. They would have scared the shit out of him.” –cshark “I can’t assist considering that the world, not simply MONDO 2000, got here to an end in round 1997. And we didn’t know it. Out of 12 contributors the British public voted him into 3rd place behind 2nd placed Martina Navratilova and winner Joe Swash. Yes, she went right off to England to her lawyer and his whereas he was still within the arms of his Circe-at Antibes, to which place they’d retired. “We gotta have enjoyable proper? Wow, It works really fast in the future.” “It’s because I’m sitting right subsequent to you and you mentioned ‘please’.” –Anonymous Cow-orker and Bryce “And whereas you are lying awake at night time worrying whether the Men in Black have backdoored the CPU in your laptop computer, you are lacking the truth that the software that is using the random numbers has 36 totally different buffer overflows, of which 27 are remote-exploitable, and the crypto makes use of an RSA exponent of 1 and AES-CTR with a fixed IV.” –Peter Gutmann “It’s tasty and it’s tender.
